February 2012
100 posts
hipster animals: A Hipster Aesopimal Fable →
hipster-animals:
Several years after graduation, City Mouse got a message on Facebook from her best friend from high school, Country Mouse (who actually lived in a suburb). More out of a sense of obligation than anything else, City Mouse friended her.
When City Mouse was back in her hometown to visit her…
Hello potential marriagees!
Want to propose to me? Worried your proposal will be lost in the avalanche of offers? Then use this handy and efficient form!
link
literallyunbelievable:
G-d help us
Wait… How did all the morons find Google+? I thought the whole point of Google+ was that it was undetectable to morons.
A local pub I really like has just followed me on Twitter and now I’m worried I’ll somehow let slip that last time I was there I stole a bar of soap.
http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/q6is0/in_s...
Wow.
zaclittle:
One thing that would be fun about an Obama/Santorum race:
Santorum would OBVIOUSLY go so low and evil with it that I wouldn’t feel bad at all about the Obama campaign going negative. And they would DESTROY him. My god, by November Rick Santorum would be a pile of fucking DUST.
The tit of his penis
shitmystudentswrite:
It was at the Jewish barmitsfa that a young boy gets circumscribed, which means having the tit of his penis cut off ritualistically speaking.
Athletic Body Diversity →
womenfighters:
This makes me want to take my “How to Draw the Marvel Way!” book out to the barbecue and set it on fire.
Wrong number: Hi kerri sorry didnt reply to msg fone went wrong got new fone. lost lots numbers. had jills so she just txt me urs. hope gym has been good. as u know couldnt get into zumba. do next wk though. muw as been so down it makes me that way think thats why not be able to face gym in morns. gonna do step and zumba next wk hopefully. have a lovley wkend. luv ya xx
Me: Hey. Check again with Jill, this isn't Kerri's phone number. Have fun at Zumba.
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.
(TW?)
Remember that Justin Bieber fantasy confession Tumblr a while ago? This whole Chris Brown apologism thing reminds me of that, and how so many of those ‘confessions’ were from teenage girls essentially imagining themselves being actually raped by Justin Bieber. The whole “Team Breezy” phenomenon seems pretty similar; ignorant expressions of support from girls who...
